Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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