Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Who wears a wallet chain?!
The beer is more important than you right now.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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