god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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