69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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