I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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