Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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