If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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