is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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