Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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