Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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