Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Bring me that man meat
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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