yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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