He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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