Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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