Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
Randomize
