Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Help. Why am I so naked?
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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