But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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