awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I need a hoe opinion
go on
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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