I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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