Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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