He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I will be naked everywhere
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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