i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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