I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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