No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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