Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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