marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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