ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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