my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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