it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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