Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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