hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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