So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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