love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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