I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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