Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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