Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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