i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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