Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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