I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
tell your sister to shave her snatch
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I just sucked dick on a ferry
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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