Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
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