Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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