Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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