It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
handjob tips. give me some.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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