guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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