I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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