Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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