we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
smell my finger.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
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