i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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