i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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