this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Randomize
