She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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