I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Houston, we have a squirter
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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